When I see hallways in oceanfront condos wearing carpets, it makes me think of wearing your fur coat to the beach. Impractical, right? So why aren’t carpets in oceanfront Florida condos just as unfashionable? Here we are living placidly, but precariously on an oft-soggy peninsula mostly at sea-level. We’re bordered to the west by the Gulf … More Would You Wear a Fur Coat to the Beach?
Perhaps Harvey would have a case, if you read his contract with his own company. Looking at the contract, it’s pretty clear his colleagues knew about his penchant for playing adult peekaboo or worse with pretty ingénues. In his contract are spiraling levels of fines for first, second, third incidents of sexual encounters, harassments or … More WAS WEINSTEIN WRONGLY FIRED?
MaddenMischief: Well, Padlock, are you satisfied with yourself having caused so much misery and suffering? Padlock: I dunno. I don’t think no more. For me it’s over. I’m done. Well done. MaddenMischief: How can you stand yourself? Look at the monster in the mirror? Sleep? Padlock: Well, I don’t stand no more. Can’t see neither. … More As police try to pick the lock on a motive from a serially secret life . . . My interview with scumbag Mass murderer Stephen ‘Padlock’
What happened to HHS Secretary Tom Price reminds me of a similar embarrassing incident years ago that happened to me. It nearly shot my rocketing career in network television right out of the air. Price’s resigning under pressure after racking up eye-popping travel bills for chartered flight takes me back to a time when similar … More SAME OPTICS: EMBARRASSING BUT MEMORABLE
Here’s a breathless solution to the growing controversy over NFL players kneeling during the National Anthem. It’s a way players can protest without offending patriotic Americans. The way to do it is to hold their breath during the playing of our Anthem. They fact they are not breathing is a clear sign of how deeply … More Breathless Solution to the Growing Controversy Over NFL Players Kneeling During the National Anthem.
Some worry about the name calling and invective Trump and Un are firing at each other. Sure, if it only worked, we’d all prefer quieter diplomacy and tougher sanctions instead of this dialogue ratcheting up that sounds petty, provocative and dangerously incendiary? Unfortunately it has become obvious that diplomacy alone won’t deter a paranoid leader … More One Way Or Another: Sayonara Paranoia.
POWER TO THE PEOPLE IRMAnecdotes There are plenty of Irma stories of evacuations, hardships and good hearted efforts by nice people helping one another survive the hurricane and then endure its messy and disruptive aftermath. Our adventure was a kind of comedy if it didn’t hurt so much to laugh. Act 1 The cat 5 … More POWER TO THE PEOPLE IRMAnecdotes