Would You Wear a Fur Coat to the Beach?

When I see hallways in oceanfront condos wearing carpets, it makes me think of wearing your fur coat to the beach.  Impractical, right? So why aren’t carpets in oceanfront Florida condos just as unfashionable? Here we are living placidly, but precariously on an oft-soggy peninsula mostly at sea-level.  We’re bordered to the west by the Gulf … More Would You Wear a Fur Coat to the Beach?

As police try to pick the lock on a motive from a serially secret life . . . My interview with scumbag Mass murderer Stephen ‘Padlock’

MaddenMischief:  Well, Padlock, are you satisfied with yourself having caused so much misery and suffering? Padlock: I dunno. I don’t think no more.  For me it’s over.  I’m done.  Well done. MaddenMischief: How can you stand yourself?  Look at the monster in the mirror?  Sleep? Padlock: Well, I don’t stand no more.  Can’t see neither.  … More As police try to pick the lock on a motive from a serially secret life . . . My interview with scumbag Mass murderer Stephen ‘Padlock’

Breathless Solution to the Growing Controversy Over NFL Players Kneeling During the National Anthem.

Here’s a breathless solution to the growing controversy over NFL players kneeling during the National Anthem. It’s a way players can protest without offending patriotic Americans. The way to do it is to hold their breath during the playing of our Anthem. They fact they are not breathing is a clear sign of how deeply … More Breathless Solution to the Growing Controversy Over NFL Players Kneeling During the National Anthem.

One Way Or Another: Sayonara Paranoia.

Some worry about the name calling and invective Trump and Un are firing at each other. Sure, if it only worked, we’d all prefer quieter diplomacy and tougher sanctions instead of this dialogue ratcheting up that sounds petty, provocative and dangerously incendiary? Unfortunately it has become obvious that diplomacy alone won’t deter a paranoid leader … More One Way Or Another: Sayonara Paranoia.