According to extensive polling conducted by MaddenMischief, the President became unhinged 121 times during his rambling, exhortative and cathartic news conference Thursday, hinged 56 times, stapled 11 times and there was one loosely put together with Double Sided Scotch Tape. There were an equal number of rants and raves, according to survey results. Except for … More Hinged or Unhinged?
That Super Bowl was like our lives in the sense of our constantly having to overcome deficits, right from the get go. That amazing game was a microcosm also of politics, if not the whole human race ever struggling to cross the goal line without fumbling. Aren’t we all born 18 points behind, not just … More Like Brady, Trump Has Another Deficit To Erase To Win The Political Super Bowl.
Whatever happened to America, the melting pot? Did the pot boil over so much it had to be thrown out? Did we drop the pot and it cracked? Did the pot start smoking pot and is now in rehab? I was brought up to feel high on America, not pot. I’m always proud that we … More Where is that Melting Pot?
Being that this buoyant blog emanates from the liberal stronghold of South Florida, I’m advised by the FDA, the EPA and my CPA that I must be wary of its effect on the health of residents here. I’m told I had better warn my readers of possible side effects, particularly the elderly so concentrated under … More WARNING: READ THE PRESCRIPTION LABEL ON MADDEN MISCHIEF EPISTLES FOR POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECTS LIKE ‘READ RAGE.’
In Trump times SIZE really matters. Except for maybe Italians who love their espresso, nobody wants a small cup of coffee, or small anything else, least of all President Trump who as candidate Trump would continually complain about the media not showing how immense were the crowds at his rallies. Today it’s all about size. … More Size Matters
So when draining swamps of terrorists, perhaps you shouldn’t lure innocent human beings into them first. I’ll Lou Grant you that! Maybe a 48-hour no-fly-here notice would have been a preferable way to do it. Still I’ll give President Trump a pass on this one. He had terrorists in his crosshairs when he fired off … More MR. PRESIDENT, JUST LIKE MARY RICHARDS, YOU’VE GOT SPUNK. BUT LOU GRANT AND CHUCK SCHUMER HATE SPUNK!
Now that he’s arrived at the seat of power, should President Trump abstain from the tactics that got him there? Should he temper his tweets? Go on a Twitter wagon? Become a tweetotaler? To tweet or not to tweet. That may be the $20 trillion dollar question in the year 2017. Whether ’tis nobler … More Now that he’s President, maybe it’s about Time for Trump to be a tweetotaler.