Madden Mischief

And Enabled a Boy with Tremors to Feed Himself
Deploying this Early A.I., Appetite Independence!

When you’re living happily long as me, and you love to eat, drink and be merry creating things, sometimes there isn’t enough food and wine or wall space enough to display what you’ve so proudly brought to life. 

So, the challenge is selecting wisely what’s most deserving to show and tell and certainly one I’d like to share with you today may have been one of the earliest forms of artificial intelligence (AI).  It was in an invention of mine that helped thousands of people worldwide to achieve what was not artificial but real appetite suppression that I call Appetite Independence, an AI enabling them to eat slower and lose weight. 

And now I have just created a new way of displaying it more dramatically in my oceanfront apartment at the cutting edge of culture, the elegant Chalfonte condominium maximum in Boca Raton, FL., where my wife Rita and I live so creatively and comfortably by the sea.

There I dabbled in an early form of AI that I call Appetite Independence, resulting from weighted eating tools I invented that just a few decades ago generated tons of news enabling me to sell thousands of sets worldwide of the invention I trademarked as the Knife ‘n Forklift™.

What they consist of are right at the core of strength training, hand-gripped weights in the form of small metal barbells from which protrude either a knife or fork for not just cutting or capturing food but exercising appetite independence while eating, resulting in your consuming food SLOWER and in the process most likely you’ll eat less.

The principle upon which my Knife ‘n Forklift is based is this: the slower you eat usually the less you’ll consume and these weighted AI knives and forks are designed to do exactly that, slow you down instead of consuming food at a such a furious pace like there’s no tomorrow. 

At first, I thought they’d be fun to purchase as they’d be cute to show off to your quick-on-the chew, over-eating friends, but then I started to find they had a more profound effect on many people just like AI is having today on transforming industries by automating tasks, uncovering insights, and generating creative content.  Customers would write to me saying my AI actually slowed down their food intake so they wound up eating less and achieving what can be so important to good health today, weight loss!   

And then I would occasionally receive a touching thank you from someone who found my Knife ‘n Forklift a miraculous life changer, an AI Godsend.

One young lad’s letter even brought tears to my eyes.  He told me that thanks to my invention, he was finally able to steady the tremor in his arms and hands with my weighted Knife ‘n Forklift enough to feed himself for the first time as the weighted utensils held his tremor in check while eating.  He sent a picture of himself holding Knife ‘n Forklift steadily.  I was so proud to read how my Knife ‘n Forklift had brought his lad a whole new life from a new form of AI or appetite independence with my Knife ‘n Forklift, with which you control appetite, it doesn’t control you.  

I couldn’t help thinking how marvelous inventions such as my AI can be if they don’t just dazzle and make money but actually solve some of life’s fundamental problems like overeating, which usually happens when you eat too fast!  

So, arm yourself with my AI, and achieve appetite independence with my Knife ‘n Forklift, so you’ll slow down, eat healthier and live more happily, longer!