WANTED: BABY JESUS BODYGUARDS

Alas, a new job has been created in often criminally enterprising America: baby Jesus bodyguards. The pay’s not so great, but the rewards can be heavenly. It’s a job with the ultimate upward mobility. Joining home security and cyber security today is Nativity security needed to combat a fiendish new crime wave—stealing baby Jesus and … More WANTED: BABY JESUS BODYGUARDS

Is there a precedent for the Dutch man to change his age?

  I want you to know I’m in complete accord with this Dutch man who’s trying to legally lower his age. And why not?  It makes perfect sense to me.  And aren’t there precedents for fundamental changes in how others perceive us? If I were the judge I’d say, “Young man, to look at you … More Is there a precedent for the Dutch man to change his age?

GUESS WHICH CONCEPT MADDEN MISCHIEF IS DEVELOPING INTO A TV SERIES?

Yes, Madden Mischief is developing a TV Series titled “XtraTerresla” and we were wondering if you can tell by the title what it’s about.  Don’t worry, it’s copyrighted.  So take a guess.Winners will receive a special invitation to the series world premiere. You have three choices. Is the property being developed: 1, 2 or 3? … More GUESS WHICH CONCEPT MADDEN MISCHIEF IS DEVELOPING INTO A TV SERIES?

CRISIS MANAGEMENT FOR CHICKEN SOUP (ALIAS JEWISH PENICILLIN)

STARRING HENNY YOUNGMAN, WILLARD SCOTT AND A POSSE OF JEWISH GRANDMOTHERS DIRECTED BY TOM MADDEN. (A Three-Act PR Play) The first alternative medicine I ever promoted was chicken soup.  Our PR campaign was such a hit with New York media that the Public Relations Journal gave it a rave review. According to my profession’s esteemed … More CRISIS MANAGEMENT FOR CHICKEN SOUP (ALIAS JEWISH PENICILLIN)

Just like it’s not easy bein’ Green, It’s not easy bein’ brief

Take it from me, a writer of speeches, books and blogs.  It takes a lot more time and effort to write a short piece, versus a long one. And usually the shorter they are, the more punch they have, definitely in humor with the famous “one liner.”  Is not brevity the soul of wit?  I … More Just like it’s not easy bein’ Green, It’s not easy bein’ brief

WHETHER ON SEA OR LAND, BE NICE TO THAT BIRD IN HAND?

It seemed perfectly natural that the world’s first solar yacht builder would hire TransMedia Group for its launch at The Palm Beach International Boat Show. Our PR firm has a history of introducing revolutionary products. As the first oceangoing yacht fully solar sustainable and exclusively powered by solar energy, this beautiful, futuristic yacht built by … More WHETHER ON SEA OR LAND, BE NICE TO THAT BIRD IN HAND?