Alas, a new job has been created in often criminally enterprising America: baby Jesus bodyguards. The pay’s not so great, but the rewards can be heavenly. It’s a job with the ultimate upward mobility. Joining home security and cyber security today is Nativity security needed to combat a fiendish new crime wave—stealing baby Jesus and … More WANTED: BABY JESUS BODYGUARDS
How far would you travel to find a better life? Between 1892 and 1954, over 12 million immigrants passed through a place in Upper New York Harbor Bay ethereally quiet today called Ellis Island. Their journey took weeks under the most difficult, often life-threatening conditions? If you answered “Whatever it takes,” you echo not only … More WHY ISN’T THERE AN ELLIS ISLAND BETWEEN THE U.S. AND MEXICO?
I want you to know I’m in complete accord with this Dutch man who’s trying to legally lower his age. And why not? It makes perfect sense to me. And aren’t there precedents for fundamental changes in how others perceive us? If I were the judge I’d say, “Young man, to look at you … More Is there a precedent for the Dutch man to change his age?
Mr. President, I wouldn’t call NATO a “foe” as you did the other day. NATO is hardly our foe. The word is not really interchangeable with “opponent,” which I’m sure is what you meant when you described NATO members as foe whom you’re exhorting to pay their full share. No, a foe is not someone … More FRIEND OR FOE? IT’S A HUGE DIFFERENCE, MR. PRESIDENT
STARRING HENNY YOUNGMAN, WILLARD SCOTT AND A POSSE OF JEWISH GRANDMOTHERS DIRECTED BY TOM MADDEN. (A Three-Act PR Play) The first alternative medicine I ever promoted was chicken soup. Our PR campaign was such a hit with New York media that the Public Relations Journal gave it a rave review. According to my profession’s esteemed … More CRISIS MANAGEMENT FOR CHICKEN SOUP (ALIAS JEWISH PENICILLIN)
It seemed perfectly natural that the world’s first solar yacht builder would hire TransMedia Group for its launch at The Palm Beach International Boat Show. Our PR firm has a history of introducing revolutionary products. As the first oceangoing yacht fully solar sustainable and exclusively powered by solar energy, this beautiful, futuristic yacht built by … More WHETHER ON SEA OR LAND, BE NICE TO THAT BIRD IN HAND?