Madden Mischief

May your next term Mr. President-elect not become one mired in retribution and recrimination as some peevish prognosticators incensed by their party losing the election so profoundly are caustically predicting.  That’s how prickly prophets like former Secretary of Labor under President Clinton Robert Reich is blabbing like an online fortune teller how you plan to … More Sure, Mr. President-elect, Uncontrolled Immigration Was a Winning Topic, But Let’s Not Lose Sight of the Human Side

I don’t know about you, but I ate the largest turkey leg in recorded history.  I had to hold it with two hands which made me feel like King Henry the 8th! Then after two glasses of Veuve Clicquot and a glass or two of Chateau St Michelle merlot, several succulent scoops of exquisitely mashed … More My Majestic Thanksgiving

Living beside a carbon-allergic, rambunctious ocean,  We’re appealing to Trump to keep an open mind.For us, keeping climate change in check is hardly an option,or calamities will come, and leave us supine? We hear Planetary Lifeguard blowing his whistle,waves getting wilder and closer to shore.If Trump can tame energy, before we’re in a pickleWho wouldn’t … More Energy Aplenty

As one of the millions who believe in you, Donald J. Trump, who voted for you, who respects you, I want you to reconsider that which you have such an abundance of yourself and now is in your capable hands, energy–the world’s energy! Planetary Lifeguard, a character I created to blow the whistle on climate … More  You Know What Impresses Me More Than That Smile of Yours, Mr. President-Elect?  Your Unstoppable Energy!

Soon there’ll be two new efficiency sheriffs in the town of the District of Columbia. Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswami expect their new Department of Government Efficiency DOGE to be telling entire federal agencies to “get out of Dodge.” If you ever saw the TV series Gunsmoke, you’ll know that expression means to saddle up … More Inefficient Bureaucrats Better ‘Get out of Dodge’ Before Two New Sheriffs Ride into DC Town

Imagine It Delivering Death-Defying Defense with Finesse,Coupled With More Than a Smattering of Brute Force Intelligence Gathering and Vaccine Vetting  Consider what some will see as Preposterous, others as Perfect Picks! Co-Directors of Department of Government EfficiencyMike Tyson, Hulk Hogan Secretaries of Homeland SecuritySylvester “Rocky” Stallone Co-Secretaries of DefenseAlec Baldwin, Machine Gun Kelly Secretary of … More Imagine How an All-Time Film Noir Classic ‘To Die For’ Cabinet Might Look Like