I don’t know about you, but I ate the largest turkey leg in recorded history. I had to hold it with two hands which made me feel like King Henry the 8th! Then after two glasses of Veuve Clicquot and a glass or two of Chateau St Michelle merlot, several succulent scoops of exquisitely mashed sweet potatoes and fork fills of elegant arugula salad with heavenly beets, I decided to leave the castle to go for a walk on the beach, until I saw Queen Rita approach with the dessert of a lifetime, the delicious cake she baked. To say life is good would be a horrendous understatement! It’s good to be king. Try it.
My next thanksgiving I hope to be at a party at Mar-a-Lago with President Trump and his “First Buddy” Elon Musk and me dancing to YMCA while Sylvester Stallone claps and Barron smiles but looks a tiny bit embarrassed.
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