So you want to build the wall, do you? Okay, how would you do it? How fast and how much? Well, Mr. President, I would build it out of a solid block of Swiss and I’d have it stretching across the entire southern border of the United States. It could be spread in less than … More ‘YOU’RE HIRED’ IS THE HOT NEW TV REALTY SHOW STARRING PRESIDENT WALL-BUILDER TRUMP
Our President proudly pronounces he’s “flexible.” Good for him! That’s the way to be in today’s ever flexing, vexing, perplexing world. Matter of fact, so am I. I believe it’s dumb to be so inflexible that you’re dull and worse, predictable. You want to surprise people. Do what they least expect and that way … More FLEXIBLE IS GOOD. I’M GLAD I’M FLEXIBLE LIKE PRESIDENT TRUMP IN TODAY’S EVER FLEXING, VEXING, PERPLEXING WORLD
Don’t tell anyone, but I’m in my shhh 70’s as fogey as that sounds . . . well into them. Some think I’m still in my 60’s, which of course is the new 50’s, but try to tell that to my cousin David when his hips are hurting. Still, let the euphemisms fly about the … More Late Bloomer Turns Eating Into Exercise
Bill, it’s true. Like all successful men and women in high-profile situations, you’re a sitting duck for allegations of sexual harassment or inappropriate behavior. It happened to me when I was at NBC. We used to go out for those martini lunches, just the guys. And while wolfing ‘em down, we told ribald jokes. Then … More Open Letter to Bill O’Reilly Regarding His Sexual Harassment Harassment From Crisis Management Expert Tom Madden.
What is this wired, wacky, WIFI’d world coming to or going to in such a frenzy? Enter Amazon Go in retailing. Take what you want, don’t even bother waiting in line to pay for it. Just go to your car and take off. Yes, technology is saving us all this time . . . but … More CHECKOUT PERSONNEL WILL SOON BE LOSING THEIR JOBS AND IT WILL HAVE NADA TO DO WITH MEXICO. AMAZON ALSO UNFAIR TO LONELY SHOPPERS AND SHOPLIFTERS
Why why why Mr. Trump did you do it the way you did it? Sure, everyone knows health comes first, but not, definitely NOT, in politics! Of course, I’m talking to our rookie president who right off the bat plunged into the healthcare swamp and came up full of alligator autographs. Why? Somebody please take … More CHARGING AT THE HEALTH CARE WINDMILL
A cousin of Chicken Little, Rooster Huuuuge would suddenly alight from his presidential limo cage to take a power walk to his tree trunk tower. Sheepish service follow flat footed through that thorny apple orchard, Manhattan. Along the way Rooster Huuuuge would look up admiringly at skyscraping trees along the chic shady way. … More SKYWIRETAPPING THE NEW PRIVACY INVASION