Politically Correct Statue List

           today

Founding Fathers (must have arm around at least 1 slave they owned)

Civil Rights Leaders (must be smiling, acting civil)

U.S. Presidents (looking apologetic if they had extramarital sex)

President Trump (surrounded by tanks, heavy fortifications)

Early Industrialists/Robber Barons (kneeling, looking sorrowful for their greed)

Native Americans (only side view of Sen. Warren)

Coal Miners (wearing hard hats with lights)

U.S. Military (from any wars or missions except Iran-Contra)

Sports Legends (standing erect, not kneeling)

U.S. Congress members (standing knee-deep in swamp)

TV Pundits and Commentators (mouths taped)

Confederate Generals (respectfully remove)

 

 


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