What happened to our country’s brave colors, our flag? Who or what took it down from where it had waved triumphantly from the rock jetty near our beachfront condo in Boca Raton, FL? Why did it go missing in action after bravely withstanding so many weeks of combat with high winds and heavy rain? Yesterday … More What Happened in Dawn’s Early Light, Making So Proudly We Hailed Disappear!
Here’s one for sure I would leave in baggage claim. It’s the kind of commercial you hear pitched repeatedly on CNBC, CNN and FOX to which I confess I watch too much. In three years, you’ll be glad you invested in __________! At this stage, the furthest I think ahead are just days, like tomorrow, … More There’s Nothing We Can Do About Aging, But Leave Retirement in Baggage Claim
People march on Thanksgiving to express their gratitude for family and health, and food on the table. Thanksgiving is the time to reflect on the simple joys in life, to express our gratitude for both big and small blessings. But for many, these are mishigas times, so there will be more that many will seek to have more plentifully this Thanksgiving, perhaps more intensely than ever … More For what or for whom will you be marching, And wishing happiness on this Thanksgiving?
I’m wishing everyone not just a horrifying but a safe and Happy Halloween! Enjoy all the funny and wicked little pranks accompanying all the playful Halloween antics sometimes mixed with a little maddeningly menacing mischief, but let’s make it not just joyfully thrilling, but safe! So please stash away all muskets for The Chalfonte is … More Boo! DDidn’t mean to scare you, or maybe I ddid, just for FFun!
The way my doctor’s voice resonated on the word “common” made it sound almost presidential, like I was an honored guest at a grand opening event, light years from anything remotely pedestrian, ordinary or commonplace. Ironically coming on the heels of those massive “No Kings” protests across the country, coming down with the common cold … More When Doctor Says You Have ‘The Common Cold,’ You’re at a Grand Opening Event
Have you seen the latest weather reports? That last restless mob of killer hurricanes apparently preferred to stay offshore. Could our go-getter president’s rapid thoughts and clenched-fisted actions be so far reaching they’ve extended even offshore? Could Trump’s toughness be making even giant hurricanes leery? Perhaps thinking twice before landing onshore? Not too long … More Blocking Hurricanes, Will He Deport Them too? How Vast is a President’s Meteorological Might?
That’s right. My PR firm, TransMedia Group. is predicting waves of enchantingly revealing sessions for our new clairvoyant client . . . Jessica. When a spiritualist as extraordinarily gifted as Jessica sees you booking her at more events and making her more spiritually famous, you’d better live up to her prediction. I wish I had had a psychic … More Yes, I Can See South Florida Spiritualist, Astrologer and Palm Reader ‘Jessica’ In My Crystal Making Predictions . . . Perhaps at Your Next Party
“Madden, when are you ever going to retire,” my friends keep asking me. “Come on, join us for golf . . . down at the pool . . . out on the boat. Time to relax, man, take it easy. You’ve made enough money, for God’s sake. Yet how can I when practically every day … More WHAT DO THESE TWO LEADING WONDER WOMEN HAVE IN COMMON? THEY INSPIRE ME TO RACE TO WORK TO TELL THEIR AMAZING STORIES!
Yes, Madden Mischief is developing a TV Series titled “XtraTerresla” and we were wondering if you can tell by the title what it’s about. Don’t worry, it’s copyrighted. So take a guess.Winners will receive a special invitation to the series world premiere. You have three choices. Is the property being developed: 1, 2 or 3? … More GUESS WHICH CONCEPT MADDEN MISCHIEF IS DEVELOPING INTO A TV SERIES?
Each morning as a writer I dive into a sea of words. Sometimes I come up with clammy expressions that are better off sinking back to the sandy bottom. Others I find mauled by tradition-eating sharks who enjoy noshing on my keyboard. One recentlyI came across was that quaint phrase “after you.” Here’s a … More Excuse me, I’ve a Bit of a Scratchy Throat Today. Après Vous