I’m wishing everyone not just a horrifying but a safe and Happy Halloween!
Enjoy all the funny and wicked little pranks accompanying all the playful Halloween antics sometimes mixed with a little maddeningly menacing mischief, but let’s make it not just joyfully thrilling, but safe!
So please stash away all muskets for The Chalfonte is not a Publix where you can now open carry holstered handguns. And slung shotguns too?
Chalfonteers are all law-abiding, age-defying, ever-trying to be happy!
They’re proud to reside in the friendliest, safest condominium in our whole country while its government is on a siesta or has taken a powder.
And on this Friday, tomorrow, happily it will be one of the spookiest places on the planet!
So, greet your trick or treaters with a smile and a little fresh candy wouldn’t hurt! So, splurge a little as happiness is truly a great cause!
But watch out! Right behind you there’s a polar bear! Boo!
It’s signaling perhaps grizzly weather ahead for not just a thrilling but maybe a chilling Halloween! Whatever, do your best to have a . . .
Happy Halloween!
Discover more from Madden Mischief
Subscribe to get the latest posts sent to your email.