Thanks to President Trump, We Have a Synonym for ‘Terrified,’ We’re Now ‘Tariffied’ by the Calamity Caused by Tariffs

But if you invest in the devastated stocks, it’s a good terror because you’ll double or triple your investment . . . if your “tariffied!”

Thank you, President Trump.  You just made me a genius investor! And you inspired me to invent a new word: tariffied! 

While everyone’s running for the hills and the exits, I’m staying in and buying more stock.

You’re are genius, Mr. President.  And I owe you a big, huge THANKS! 

Where do I send the commission?

Tom Madden is not only an investor, but a publicist who owns one of the top PR firms in the country, TransMedia Group

He’s also an author whose latest book is Planetary Lifeguard, Blowing the Whistle at Climate Change.


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