Madden Mischief

That’s me.  I’m King of the Condo, the title of one of my books.  I wrote it while I was president of one in South Palm Beach.  You see, when selecting a carpet for a condo, often discord arises sometimes requiring one of my specialties, carpet crisis management.  If so, here are steps I’d recommend … More Whenever Condo Carpeting Gets Overly Complex Consult his Majesty, King of Carpet Crisis Management

If you had to compare President Trump and Melania to classic movie stars, I would strongly suggest Clark Gable and Vivian Leigh in Gone with the Wind.  Imagine Melania running up to Trump as he’s leaving Mar-a-Lago and shouting that his tariffs are causing havoc in the stock market.  His answer: “Frankly my dear, I … More Is President Trump the New Clark Gable Ensuring America’s Not Gone with the Wind?

If you had to compare President Trump and Melania to classic movie stars, I would strongly suggest Clark Gable and Vivian Leigh in Gone with the Wind.  Imagine Melania running up to Trump as he’s leaving Mar-a-Lago and shouting that his tariffs are causing havoc in the stock market.  His answer: “Frankly my dear, I … More FOX News Peeks Behind Crude Curtain at Government’s Caveman Record Keeping

But if you invest in the devastated stocks, it’s a good terror because you’ll double or triple your investment . . . if your “tariffied!” Thank you, President Trump.  You just made me a genius investor! And you inspired me to invent a new word: tariffied!  While everyone’s running for the hills and the exits, … More Thanks to President Trump, We Have a Synonym for ‘Terrified,’ We’re Now ‘Tariffied’ by the Calamity Caused by Tariffs

Those who have achieved great wealth in our society often have the acumen and skills from which many benefit, mainly in the jobs their innovativeness creates, or we’re all living happier, healthier, longer lives from products, methods and technologies they adopt, discover or bring about in their ascent to billionaire hood.  In a way, they … More Would Portraying Their Ventures as Gutsy Create More Empathy for the Wealthy Set?

Has there been a profound change of heart about heat, and how not to treat it, high up the ladder in our government? Trump’s new E.P.A. administrator Lee Zeldin seems in sync with his boss’s view that climate change is not a problem. So, is Zeldin also a fan of drill baby drill and see … More Will E.P.A. Realign with ‘Drill Baby Drill,’ By Removing All Environmental Seat Belts?

With the average surface temperature on earth the warmest on record in 2024   having unleashed some of the worst floods, fires and hurricanes, I can’t help wondering why the hell are we telling Africans fossil fuels are their future. But you know something, Energy Secretary Chris Wright just might be telling it like it is … More Hey Man, Fossil Fuels Have Your Back, An Upbeat Energy Secretary Assures African Leaders in Washington DC

I’m counting the days when our 88-year-old Pontiff recovers fully from this stressful bout he’s having with double pneumonia having invaded both lungs of His Holiness.  May he soon be freed by this terrorist, pneumonia! This prolonged pneumonia has affected, sometimes crippled Pope Francis’s breathing, requiring him to stay in hospital spending nights on mechanical … More Terrorist Pneumonia, Release Your Hostage, Our Beloved Breathless Pontiff, Pope Francis

BOCA RATON, FL.—Lifeguards at Florida’s top luxury resort The Boca Raton are raving about author Tom Madden’s latest book, Planetary Lifeguard. Planetary Lifeguard reports on the havoc carbon emissions from fossil fuels are causing mother earth and what we must do to save her. Madden who lives just up the beach from The Boca Raton was … More Planet Earth Needs Planetary Lifeguard™ Blowing the Whistle on Climate Change