Madden Mischief

Feeding alligators is dangerous, not to mention flagrantly illegal in many parts of the world.  No one knows this better than President Trump, or the best way to deal with these hungry, ever dangerous critters.

Our president knows well that feeding them can make alligators lose their fear of humans and begin associating them with food, thereby increasing the risk and likelihood of aggressive encounters between alligators and people becoming a bit too friendly.

You see alligators are like some ruthless regimes who down deep are wild predators who slaughter their own people and love chanting “death to America.”  So, feeding them the ability to go nuclear can surely lead to a ruthless regime biting down hard on any democracies who foolishly let them grow nuclear teeth.

Legal Considerations

In many U.S. states, including here in Florida, it is illegal to feed alligators. For example, Florida Statute 372.667 prohibits feeding alligators in the wild, and violators can face fines or other penalties.

Not wanting alligators to lose their fear of humans and begin seeing them as friendly food, you’ll see signs saying “Do Not Feed the Alligators” commonly posted near lakes, rivers, and wetlands to enforce these laws that protect both humans and wildlife.

Money For Mayhem

Iranian alligators also want to be terrible toll collectors!  Why?  The regime wants to siphon money from thousands of oil tankers who’ll pay them for the privilege of passing through an international waterway, the Strait of Hormuz, despite this being clearly a violation of international law, but what do alligators care about laws when they can feast on delectable tolls that will eventually underwrite their nuclear Armageddon?

Iran’s alligators want to keep their semi-destroyed underground nuclear nests intact, so one day they’ll have nuclear teeth large and powerful enough to eat entire countries for lunch, starting with Israel.

But President Trump knows these alligators only too well to allow that to happen.

Trump is trumpeting what needs to be done to keep the regime from charging tolls to pass through an international waterway and especially to not ever making nuclear bombs from what’s left of their nuclear fission material in arsenals now buried underground, which Trump wants taken out and removed from those whom he so rightfully sees as fanatics, or to use his word “lunatics.”

Tom Madden is a tireless author whose articles, books and blogs he prays will help to inspire people to support the right course of action toward a safer, kinder and more productive world for all.  He’s the founder and CEO of TransMedia Group, a PR firm he started decades ago in New York City when he left NBC, where he was vice president, assistant to then CEO Fred Silverman.  His daughter Adrienne Mazzone is the president of the firm today headquartered in Boca Raton, FL.