Madden’s Mad

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Hi, I’m Tom Madden and I’m mad.

Why?  Because I see the dissention dividing our country not just holding back progress, but endangering us. 

Who benefits if we make our POTUS IMPOTUS?  If we thwart or cripple our President.  And now this latest utterly stupid decapitated head stunt by a so-called comedian. I’ll tell you who benefits from this nonsense.  Our enemies do!   Putin benefits. Kim Jong Un benefits.  ISIS and Iran benefits.  TERRORISTS BENEFIT AND AT OUR DEADLY EXPENSE!   

 So I’m mad.  At times, just to stay sane, I try to make it a kind of funny mad. We all need some comic relief, RIGHT?  

In my blog MaddenMischief there’s plenty OF LAUGHS. .  Now in my new book:  “Is there enough Brady in Trump to Win the InSUPERable Bowl?” –that’s a mouthful title, right?  I poke fun at politicians, tease protesters, satirize the turmoil since Trump’s election.   

Sure he’s our rookie President but I see him becoming more presidential, if he’d only stop tweeting so much. 

I admit it.  At first, I wasn’t a Trump fan. I confess I voted for Hillary stone sober. 

But now Trump’s piloting the plane on which we’re all passengers, a PLANE CALLED AMERICA.  Some of us sitting pretty in first class, some in those cramped seats in the back.  But we’re all on the same plane flying over an ocean of uproar. 

Keep this in mind.  If we crash, no matter what seat you’re in, you’ve had it. We’ve all had it.  So it’s crazy to root for your pilot to crash.   

Some consider me a sort of modern-day Howard Beale, “The Mad Prophet of the Airwaves” in the film Network.  

He’d exhort TV Network viewers to stick their heads out of their windows, and yell at the top of their lungs that iconic line:  “I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take this anymore!”   

So now I’m the Mad Prophet of the Blogwaves . . . with my bellicose but funny blog, and now my satiric new book . . . available at $14.95, by the way.   

Some can’t figure out if I’m for or against Trump.  You tell me.  One thing I’m for is common sense. And right now my common sense tells me, no it’s yelling that we’d better get ourselves united.  And I don’t mean the troubled airline United.  I mean our troubled selves united.

 So, dare read what I yell out my Internet window, but I warn you, especially those who are still sore about Hillary losing, my book can cause READ RAGE! 

 So be brave. Find out why I’m mad as hell and not going to take this dissention any more that’s paralyzing our country. 

 I tell it all, the good, the bad and the ugly about these turbulent Trump times.

 Hopefully, by sprinkling in some of my wit, humor and satire, it will not be just angry and provocative, but fun to read.

Thanks.                                                                                                                                                  TM


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